Benefits
August 22, 2009
For hollering at that “friend” who you’ve been trying to get at:
“Ayo, you wanna pick out an HMO together? So we can be friends with benefits.”
Variations:
a. “Let’s look into a 401k for each of us. So we can be friends with benefits.”
b. “Ayo girl, I got you a dental plan. You need to clean your teeth pretty bad. Also, let’s be friends with benefits.”
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So for some reason recently girls have been telling about the ways guys actually hit on them, and while it’s entirely devoid of wit/puns it’s kinda fascinating. There are more examples, but I was too drunk to remember them.
One dude who definitely had the ability to speak writes “you have pretty eyes” on his phone and then shoves his phone in a girl’s face.
A french girl goes to an immigrant’s store in France and complains there that she doesn’t want to be french. The man replies “Do you want to be Korean(?) Marry me!
That Korean immigrant dude wins.