White girl

If you’re non-white, for hollering at a white girl:
“C’mon, let’s go out. You know halfsie kids are the cutest. Think of the kids!”

Hollering at a white girl, if you’re black:
1. “I know I can’t get 40 acres, but can a brotha get some dinner? At least a Jumbo Jack combo meal or something? …… I’ll even give you the mule afterwards.”
2. “Girl, you’re like cotton. I’ll always pick you.”

From a white girl to her black boyfriend:
“How do you feel about whips? …… I mean in the bedroom. Hey, don’t look at me like that!”

From a Chinese dude to a white girl:
“If you were thousands of miles away, I’d build a railroad leading straight to your heart just to be with you.”

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